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Hands Free Cell Phone Attachment -

Hands Free Cell Phone Attachment

This amazing and revolutionary hands free device turns any cell phone into instant brain implant, allowing you to become more efficient. It allows you to go anywhere, even jogging. PLUS, it is the least expensive solution on the market... at an amazing 3 cents! Order yours today! Better yet, order a hundred for all your friends too.

Warning: Side effects include: reduced blood circulation, lopsidedness, feelings of dizziness after long periods of use, blurred vision if you turn your head too quickly, mockery from the masses, one ear becoming flatter than the other, and lingering ringtones in the ears

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The Original Argument

The Original Argument
The Federalist Papers in modern day language. This should be a really short description.